I am a three beat rhymerEach line beats 1, 2, 3Why do I always do this? Dunno?…. I am a three beat rhymer1, 2, 3 each line beatsWhy do I always do this? Beats me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
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Bloody Neurons
I’ve got so many ideasComing out my headMy bloody neurons won’t let upThey just won’t go to bed I’m doomed…. Don MatthewsUnder neuron attackApril 2021
Stan’s Taken On a New Job
Stan’s taken on a new jobOne in which he revelsWith his little scoop he trapsBubbles, for spirit levels Someone has to do it…. Don’t they?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Sign on Hawaiian Island of Maui
Don MatthewsApril 2021
Hugging in March 2020
In March of twenty twentyThis is what I was toldHugging those not in your familyMust be put on hold It caused me a lot of pain…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Jeez Skip, the WP Board of Ethics Are After Me
Am I not allowed toParody a postPut my creative talent toWhere it works the most? No you cannot do this DonDisrepute it bringsWe the WordPress Board of EthicsWon’t allow such thing Don MatthewsApril 2021 Forward all complaints to the WP Ethics Board
I Regret to Advise
I regret to advise the collaborationbetween FCS and EIF has hit a bump and come unstuck Sadly, the widely-read and much-enjoyed Monday trilogies on EIF will no longer be appearing Understandably , Skip, Priscilla and Ralph are distraughtover the sudden and unexpected closure of EIF’s Holiday Camp They have greatly enjoyed their 6-month holiday thereContinue reading “I Regret to Advise”
Two Poems About Daffodils
I saw a lovely poem on the Yorkshire duo site about daffodils in the north and thought it would be nice to write one telling you about the current plight of our daffodils here in the south (thankyou to you both for the inspiration)…. From the north first : Tiny yellow trumpets, Heralding the Spring.Continue reading “Two Poems About Daffodils”
I’ve Had a Shitty Day
I’ve had a shit of a day. Yep. Reckon it’s because the clocks went back. Sent my body in a tizz. Does this happen to you? I did remember to adjust the clock before going to bed though. I woke up wide awake at 3am. Why? I need to be asleep at this time. I’mContinue reading “I’ve Had a Shitty Day”
Banks of TV Screens
I like the banks of TV screensIn pubs where I go drinkNo need for conversationNo need to converse,think Football, boxing, soccer….All mute….Wonderful…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 