Olympics have now been transferredDownunder (where it’s Covid-free)Japan’s become way far too riskyOlympics now here they will be Don MatthewsJune 2021
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Priscilla
It’s my cat’s worldI’m just here to open cans
Vinyl Addiction Causes a Problem
He went on a trip collecting vinylFilled up his case then when finOn returning to Australia, the customsSaid sorry, we can’t let you in Adelaide Hills Hood Matt Lambert came home with a suitcase full of 70’s vinyl records. They wouldn’t let him in as they had detected traces of cocaine. Turns out the recordsContinue reading “Vinyl Addiction Causes a Problem”
We Are Cultured Down Here in Australia
Down here in OrstraliaWe are a cultured lotStradivarius violinsAll of us have got Go Einstein….. Only 650 Stradivarius remain in the world of which 600 now reside in Australia lovingly played by many of our young Einsteins….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
When Social Media Becomes More Important
Written about a true experience witnessed by someone else I saw a man on rooftopsRunning endlesslyMentally in troubleObvious to see I saw adults with IphonesRecording what they’d seenFor social media uploadTo friends (all very keen) Where are we headed? Don MatthewsJune 2021
Kingpin
Established me an empireMaking lotsa doughShifting drugs around the worldKingpin me ho ho Busted?….. You shoulda done computer studies dad….… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tommy
Haven’t heard of Tommy?Tommy of Rot fame?What a crying pityWhat a crying shame Wot rot…… Don’t be disrespectful….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
The Hammer Canon
The hammer canon is a musical instrument used to imitate canon fire in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture Don MatthewsJune 2021
Borrow Borrow Gotta
Borrow borrow gottaJust to stay aheadPay it back? no worriesWhy? cos I’ll be dead Borrow borrow gottaBank’ll print lots morePay it back? why worry?Bank’ll just print more Kids’ll have a good jobMoney (lots) they’ll getPay it back? why worry?The kids’ll pay my debt Gotta get that new 2m flat-screenfor complete telly enjoyment Don MatthewsJune 2021
Spotify
More than 60,000 tracks are uploaded to Spotify every day I’m starting to feel a bit bloatedThey think I’ll expand infiniteWell sorry, we all have our limitsI’m deleting tracks starting tonight I’m fired?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 