I’m just a simple poetNothing wordy, flashJust like playing round with wordsGiving things a bash bash ash sh h haha….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
T-Shirt Message In memory of when I cared
Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Crayfish Research
When you feed your pet crayfishAntidepressants for teaThey become more alive, more adventurousWhen flipping around in the sea Don MatthewsJune 2021 https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2021/06/antidepressants-in-waterways-may-make-crayfish-bolder-increasing-risk-of-predation
Give Me a Reason
Give me a reason(Logical as well)Then I will do itElse I’ll rebel Sound like we got a troublemaker here boss…. Thanks mate…….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Scotland 2004 Guardian Newspaper
A primary school teacher in ScotlandWas fined, (little girls she did train)To smack little boys if they misbehaved(Methinks she did have half a brain) Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It’s no use crying over spilt milk.It only makes it salty for the cat.
My Short Dress Does Not Mean Yes
Students in their 100’s marchedToday in Adelaide streetsProtesting against sexualClass violence which they meet The boys don’t care, don’t give a fuckGirls just to them are toysTo satisfy their selfish whimBecause boys will be boys “If we do not fix this dangerous toxic culturebefore people graduate from school, we know it will leadto more assault,Continue reading “My Short Dress Does Not Mean Yes”
Covid Test
This Covid test’s a buggerMust have it I supposeIt’s such a bloody nuisanceIt just gets up my nose Don MatthewsJune 2021
NASA Loses a Satellite
Year: 1999Location: Outer SpaceCompany: NASAEstimated Damage Value: $125 million* Imagine pouring years into a piece of complex machinery, only for it to finally make it into space, then disintegrate into nothing. NASA was devastated when they invested $125 million on the Mars Climate Orbiter in the 1990s only to see it burn up. The worst part? ItContinue reading “NASA Loses a Satellite”
Tick Tock Writers Block
I’m suffering writers blockA myth I’m told (tick tock)Hang on, I feel a thoughtWhich I’ll now pen (I ought) Well done….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 