Johnny and Amber flew DownunderSmuggling in Pistol and BooWe don’t need permission to bring themWhich everyone else has to do Don’t you mind the mean quarantine man Boo’sy, daddy will sort it out….. woof Agriculture Minister gave the couple an ultimatum: get rid of the dogs or authorities would euthanise them within 50 hours. “It’sContinue reading “Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015”
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Tupperware Party
I’ve just received an inviteTuxedo I must dressA Tupperware-themed partyTo which I have said yes RSVP Buckingham Palace Don MatthewsApril 2021
Social Distancing
To help you work out distancingThis advice we sayWill give you some idea of howFar apart to stay…. moo…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
The Abandoned Randall Park Mall
I used to be alive oncePeople all aroundNow I’m dead, quiet, emptyNot a single sound Don MatthewsApril 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Higher Ground (Stevie Wonder)’ Playing For Change
Playing For Change was founded in 2002 by Mark Johnson and Whitney Kroenke. Producers Johnson and Enzo Buono traveled around the world to places including New Orleans, Barcelona, South Africa, India, Nepal, the Middle East and Ireland. Using mobile recording equipment, the duo recorded local musicians performing the same song, interpreted in their own style. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Society for Addicted Poets (SAP) Moves In With FCS
We’re happy little addictsAddicts 1, 2, 3Stringing words togetherThen call it poetry We are addicted poetsAddicted to createMarried to our keyboards(Breakfast it can wait) Have to get our thoughts downAlready now lunchtimeMarried to our keyboards(I gotta finish rhyme….) We’ve tried to break the habitJust a waste of timeMarried to our keyboards(Still haven’t finished rhyme….) We’reContinue reading “Society for Addicted Poets (SAP) Moves In With FCS”
The WP Board of Poetry Are After Me…. Again
You cannot call them flutterbysWhen butterflys they areYou’re mocking God’s creation DonNot funny ha ha ha Tuff……. Don MatthewsAnd my drinking buddy SkipApril 2021
Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It
I am a Ja-pan comicIt’s true I’m rather bigHe thought I should be lowered downInto Games as pig Hiroshi Sasaki, creative director, quit after an uproar over his proposal for Naomi Watanbe, 33, to be lowered into the stadium in an ‘Olympig’ costume. “(Watanbe) wearing a cute pink costume and sticking her tongue out asContinue reading “Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It”
Tesla Inferno
Just happened The Tesla was on autoPilot, driving free(Passenger in front and back)Went into a tree Inferno took 4 hours toExtinguish, victims deadRe-igniting battery acidResulting scene of dread Don MatthewsApril 2021 https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/tesla-spring-crash-fire/285-c28a4993-5b5f-43f4-a924-e39638390647
Jab Me Any Vaccine Nurse
Jab me any vaccine nurseAny one you gotPfizer, AstrazenecaJust here for lollypop Don MatthewsApril 2021