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Don’t Listen to Him

I’m not a top-rate poetNot in the upper classI’m just a normal AussieSometimes a pain in arse Don MatthewsJuly 2021

I Think This is Rather Clever of Me

Some times you can’t afford thingsAnd have to look aroundFor something else to do the jobI got it – this I found…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Swinging Between Two Worlds

I swing between my two worldsFantasy and realMaking sure I keep my feet fixedFirmly in the real Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc When Dick came in to see us(A baritone he was)I’m very pleased to meet you saidI need your help becos Post Production Notes Dick said the Lord came down as a doveand said you need a row of carcasses behind you Dick.Who were we toContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”

Poet Don Reporting on Sleep and Little Bo Peep

Even adults sleep betterIf gently rocked to sleepTo soothing sounds of LittleBo Peep has lost her sheep Very interesting…… Sorry. Only 1st and 2nd lines true…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 https://bgr.com/science/rocking-to-sleep-research-study/

BoJo’s Poo Poo’d the Pandemic

BoJo’s poo poo’d the pandemicNo need to stay apart anymoreMasks you can throw in the dustbinLockdown’s become such a bore Don MatthewsJuly 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘It takes Time’ The Fabulous Thunderbirds

The Fabulous Thunderbirds are an American blues rock band formed in Texas in 1974. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

A Risk of Olympic Proportions

In a rush to hold the GamesThe IOC has madeA call so wrong, pretendingWe’re back to normal grade There is no gold medal for pretendingthe world has returned to normal when it hasn’t 110 positive cases in Olympic Village before opening ceremony19 new cases a few days later When teams return home there is realContinue reading “A Risk of Olympic Proportions”

Colonel Sanders Delivers the Nuggets

Colonel Sanders makes his nuggetsThen delivers them wide and farHe doesn’t use a haulage firmBut simply with his car….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly

My brain is wired to sillyCan’t help the way I thinkTrait of a bipole manicRinky-dinky-dink Why do I write silly, strange, offbeat stuff?Because after being hospitalized twice they diagnosed me with bipolar mania.It’s now comforting to know I have a medical reason for my behaviour. And yes, a bipolar brain is wired different to aContinue reading “I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly”