Makes me feel good A challenge Bit like a crossword puzzle When I finally solve it Makes me feel good You?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
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Crowder by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I tend to be a crowder Crowding people’s ears My mind’s too overactive Oh dear oh dear oh dear Mind, don’t be a crowder Don’t wear your welcome out Slow down your thoughts, restrict, withhold Still need my friends about OK, create, but know your place…
The Polish Woman
This photo should be publishedTaken in Po-landA woman fighting for her rightsPowerful image yes?…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
What the Heck Is This?
Some would say gosh what the heckWhat the heck is this?Tap and basin and urinalWaiting for a piss?…. I think the idea makes senseHave a piss, wash your handsWater flushes urinal Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Shaun
What did Shaun sayafter being shorn ?…… Thankyou…… To which the shearer replied…… You’re welcome…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
A Perfect Fit
Rhyme you say so much to meYou crack me up with mirthYou help me look inside myselfAnd see what is of worth At times you do frustrate meCan’t make your lines go rhymeI guess I can’t expect them toGo balance every time I’ll bend you and do what I needTo make you say my bitYouContinue reading “A Perfect Fit”
Press Like – Baa by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Preamble I think some people have a sheep mentality and will press ‘like’ for anything regardless of it being good or bad.? To show support for the writer. Why do you always press like?….. Becos……. Because why?…….. Becos? he writes good…..Doesn’t he?……. Press Like….Baa baaa…..press like…..press…
Time to Vote
I voted for a personA person full of promisesAnd to my cost what did I get?A person full of promises It seems the solution has come to making it an offence for politicians to either mislead or make unfulfilled claims, each solely designed to benefit them by getting themselves elected? Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Where Did All the Playboy Bunnies Go?
When Hefner died where did allThe Playboy bunnies go?Scroll down to find the answer Then all of you will know Back to their burrows…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back
I got my trusty bowAnd trusty arrow tooI tied the drugs to arrowAnd into prison flew Jimmy waiting at window to collect – as prearranged…… He sent text saying shoot stuff through window far left …… Which I did…… Three people were arrested after allegedly attempting to shoot drugs into the prison with bow andContinue reading “It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 