Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”
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We of the Opposition Party are doing our Job
We are the party in powerThe opposition party you beWhy do you oppose all proposalsAll good proposals we see? We just doing our jobcos we the opposition party…… You did it when you were us…… Did we?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
This Took a Lot of Thought
This verse is deep and meaninglessGrammatically it’s shotPut a lot of effort inGave it what I’ve got clap clap clap well done…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Pocket Calculator Inventor Dies
Sir Clive Marles SinclairInventor of calculator (pocket)Has died at the age of 81His number must have just come up….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I’m having anout-of-money experience
Top-Secret Rescue Mission of Afghan Orphans
I’m stunned by how attractiveThese Afghan orphans areRescued from the TalibanBound for somewhere far Australia Top-secret rescue missionTo Pakistan they fledNow waiting in IslamabadIf not they could be dead Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mad Max Vehicles to be Auctioned
You interested in expressing a madnessFor Gigahorse, Doof Wagon, War Rig?Used in the filming of Mad MaxThey’re big and need wallets big big Don MatthewsSeptember 2021 Skip’s gonna set up a back-yard museum. Charge a bottle of beer at the doorI said three…….
The Needle
Remember when we went to schoolThey lined us up, bare arms?The nurse went jab, jab, jab alongPreventing future harm Covid is no different. It can kill. No asking if we wanted it or permission from parentsPolio, measles, mumps, diptheria Covid is no different. It can kill…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Wuhan vs Delta
Wuhan strain of covidThat was bad enoughBut Delta’s more contagiousDelta’s deadly stuff One person with Wuhan could infect 2 1/2 persons Delta strain can infect 8 and those 8 can infect 8 more.Hence a really big outbreak can occur very quickly Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Delta
We thought we had it bustedWe thought we’d missed it, duckedWe turned our backs two secondsIt said sorry, you’re fucked No, it didn’t say sorryIt said you stupid humansNever turn your back on me…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 