“I just get such a kick out of childrenshowing their parents how to propagate” Deidre KnightPelzer Award nominee Billy (from Poet Don’s class) advises his parents on propagation First you have to blow it daddyUp, like long balloonMummy you then give big hugAnd out pops baby soon No daddy, 9 months…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Hair and a G-String
Bach is the music of choiceTo soothe buyers into a buyFrom shampoo, to cars, even lingerieAs writer, I ask is that why? Bach would not be happy with this commercialization of his musicHe was a very devout Lutheran https://www.classicfm.com/composers/bach/music-makes-us-spend-advertising-study/ Don MatthewsJuly 2021 I like the plum candy one dear….. I’ll take six please…. And the……Continue reading “Hair and a G-String”
Biden Wants to Find Where Covid-19 Originated
The US wants to find outWhere Covid first beganDid it start in ChinaAt Institute Wuhan? For sake of peace I’m hopingThat what it is, is thatIt didn’t come from Wuhan , butA pangolin or bat Don MatthewsMarch 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Understanding and respectingother people is the basis of sex and society
I’m Just a Simple Poet
I’m just a simple poetNothing wordy, flashJust like playing round with wordsGiving things a bash bash ash sh h haha….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
T-Shirt Message In memory of when I cared
Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Crayfish Research
When you feed your pet crayfishAntidepressants for teaThey become more alive, more adventurousWhen flipping around in the sea Don MatthewsJune 2021 https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2021/06/antidepressants-in-waterways-may-make-crayfish-bolder-increasing-risk-of-predation
Give Me a Reason
Give me a reason(Logical as well)Then I will do itElse I’ll rebel Sound like we got a troublemaker here boss…. Thanks mate…….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Scotland 2004 Guardian Newspaper
A primary school teacher in ScotlandWas fined, (little girls she did train)To smack little boys if they misbehaved(Methinks she did have half a brain) Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It’s no use crying over spilt milk.It only makes it salty for the cat.
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 