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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Never raise your hands to your kids.It leaves your groin unprotected

Why Am I Writing This? Dunno….

I used to know who ran the stateUpdates every dayCovid deaths and positivesState of vaccin play Our leading health advisorI knew her in my sleepRestrictions, lockdowns, state of playPandemic now asleep So why am I now writing this?In usual me mode-rhymeI guess it’s sorta therapyAnd helps to pass the time Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Coffee Nonsense

Coffee fluff begins to swirlWhat message could be this?Something deep and meaningful?Or is it taking piss? Shit it’s exploded…… Obviously taking the piss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Meeting Turns to Crap by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa (true story in my hometown Adelaide) The staffers were all gathered Round each other, seating When suddenly they heard above A sound, a sudden creaking Very soon they all began To look up, and start mumbling When the creaking sound above them Turned to quite loud…

Macabre or Not?

Instead of cremating your pets when they dieThere now is a way you can keepThem in suspended animationSuspended forever asleep The technique. freeze drying, is expensive – up to $5000 for a large dog.Only one person in Australia is set up to do it. An elaborate process of freezing the animal then vacuum drying forContinue reading “Macabre or Not?”

My Sunday Write

As poet I won’t change the worldPollies will do thatSo I will just keep writing onWriting dis and dat Don Matthews(For FCS Sunday Column)October 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Yes Sir That’s My Baby’ Tuba Skinny

Tuba Skinny on Royal Street, New Orleans 4/9/2012 Erika Lewis – vocals Todd Burdick- Tuba Shaye Cohn – Cornet Barnabus Jones – Trombone Robin Rapuzzi – Washboard John Doyle – Sax Sam Doores – Bass Drum Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together

Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”

We of the Opposition Party are doing our Job

We are the party in powerThe opposition party you beWhy do you oppose all proposalsAll good proposals we see? We just doing our jobcos we the opposition party…… You did it when you were us…… Did we?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

This Took a Lot of Thought

This verse is deep and meaninglessGrammatically it’s shotPut a lot of effort inGave it what I’ve got clap clap clap well done…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021