Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife

Maurizio Gucci you irritate meYou’ve divorced me, run off with some chickMauri it’s not that I hate youIt’s just that you make me feel sick I need to do something about thisCan anyone do away with him now?I’ll pay any price for the murderDon’t care what you use and/or how In 1995 a pizzeria ownerContinue reading “Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife”

Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?

Why do dome people write sh–holeWhen everyone reads it as shitWhy bother omitting two lettersWhy bother omitting the ‘it’? Why do some people write f—kWhen everyone reads it as fuckWhy bother omitting three lettersWhy not simply write it as fuck? Why do some people write c–tWhen everyone reads it as centWhy bother omitting two lettersToContinue reading “Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc When Dick came in to see us(A baritone he was)I’m very pleased to meet you saidI need your help becos Post Production Notes Dick said the Lord came down as a doveand said you need a row of carcasses behind you Dick.Who were we toContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”