I’m posting from the libraryBest that I can doThe only consolation isThe library’s got a loo Help…suffering withdrawal symptoms Am in deep pain Feel for me….. Yawn…….. DM
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Control Room
I used to be importantActive, in controlNeglected, now abandonedLost without a soul Everything was perfectPeople everywhereSuddenly disaster struckAll is gone, now bare Any idea before scrolling down? Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Damn, Get Out, Inspect
I’ve just gone hit another carDamn, get out, inspectShit, what’s happening to my car?…. Nothing to laugh about here…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Visits the Playground
Ralph is FCS resident dog| It’s nice to sit here watchingAll the kiddies playShit, something bit me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the groundand I’ll show you a man who can’tget his pants off
Offline
I may need to have computer repairs doneand be offline for a few days
What is Your Object?
What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Photo Time Kids
Mum will take your photo kidsStand here, nice big smileA nice day at the beach todayThat’s it, nice big smile…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
My Ugly Meter
How am I feelingFeeling today? Hang on I’ll just check…. I feel like No 5…shit Don MatthewsMarch 2022 PS It seems these are actual tattoos. Yuck
Stan’s Proud Toilet Install
She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
