I’ve waited years to watchThe zero to go clickI can’t believe I missed itI am a stupid dick You ask how come I missed it?(Me the stupid dick)Distracted by my girlfriendA dick as well as fick…. It’s nice and symmetrical she says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Fish Lord
I am the Keeper of the FishMy title’s Great Fish LordI don’t know why can’t get a bite?I’m getting rather bored…. Wrong bait?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shadow
I do not like my shadowCan I make you die?Worked out how to do it, yepGotcha shadow, bye…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Little Problem
I’ve got a little problemProblem with my carHave to get the groceries outBefore things go too far…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Best Man
Had a spot of trouble(Wedding, I’m best man)Grabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Inspects Possible Problem
It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Train Ride
I use the public transportWith their comfy chairsMakes the ride enjoyableGetting here to there…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s Bike Saddle Company
We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Printer
I have computer printerIt’s playing up on meHave put a message in the lobbyMessage all to see…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Something Cheap and Compact
With things so damn expensiveI want something not dearCompact and with everythingEverything real near…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 