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Stan Demonstrates New Tricks

Stan is going to show usNew tricks in his machineTricks he’s never done beforeTricks we’ve never seen…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning

Stan is so excitedFirst go at cleaning streetHe’s passed his first-time lessonNow into meet and greet…. Yes, it was someone on a motorbike. Sheesh!…… Sadly Stan got fired after this…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Maybe it was fumigating the street? hmmm

Something Went Wrong

Doing job employed to doHumming happy songWhen suddenly from nowhereSomething went bit wrong…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Doggo

I don’t have my own dogBut neighbour does have oneWe have this nice arrangementWhich gives me lotsa fun…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Neighbourly Help

It’s nice to have a neighbourWhen things you need run outI’ve just phoned downstairs MichaelMate can you help me out?…. Says he’s sending it up straightaway………. A nice neighbour is Michael…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

I’m Just a Simple Poet

I’m just a simple poetFilling in some timeEnjoying playing round with wordsMaking up some rhyme rhymehymeymemee haha DM

English for Beginners

I saw a saw on ground, I didThe saw looked back at meWhat on earth is going onThought I? said saw “I see” Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan In Builds a Bike Lane

I’ve built a lot of bikeLanes(I’m expert in)Avoid obstructions is the ruleI many contracts win…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

What?

Parked my car in the street last nightThought it was safe, secureWoke up, had a look out in street this morningNow I am not so sure…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Mary

I really like you MaryPlease let me give you kissYou’re sweet and nice and gentleYou fill me with such bliss…. Shit Mary!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022