We wanted stairs quite differentDifferent to the restMust be safe and steppableStan did his very best…. We are sorry to report the client fell down on their first trial run.Broke a leg. And arm. Stan can’t work out why…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Form Filling
I’m filling out a formFor my Covid jabYep, I’m only 17Why? Afraid dunno?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
4.30 Event
At 4.30 this afternoonThe event will start for allCome along, participateJoin in and have a ball…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Watching Television. Real Comfy
Was sitting comfy in my chairWatching televisionWhen suddenly I heard a crackThought I, in street, collision? Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Out of Balance
I feel bit out of balanceBottom compared to my topThe balance it pivots at presentAt middle, where balance does stop…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pizza Cutter
Just bought myself a cutterHope it’s nice and sharp…. No probs…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Different Kind of Gate
In China (Erenhot) isA different kind of gateUnusual, unexpectedStrange at any rate…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Scarecrow
My scarecrow’s turned out uselessHas given up its scareSo decked it out in new clothesBirds now won’t even dare…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Mother Took My Medals
My mother took my medalsThe Yorkers want me strippedOf title (9 in 10) they doMy wings are being clipped They say my title’s untenableI’ve got York in the pooMy contact with this town must endWhat am I gonna do? Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tumeric Smoothie
Was making up a smoothie(Happy singing song)When had a little problemDunno what went wrong?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 