As poet I won’t change the worldPollies will do thatSo I will just keep writing onWriting dis and dat Don Matthews(For FCS Sunday Column)October 2021
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FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Yes Sir That’s My Baby’ Tuba Skinny
Tuba Skinny on Royal Street, New Orleans 4/9/2012 Erika Lewis – vocals Todd Burdick- Tuba Shaye Cohn – Cornet Barnabus Jones – Trombone Robin Rapuzzi – Washboard John Doyle – Sax Sam Doores – Bass Drum Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together
Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”
We of the Opposition Party are doing our Job
We are the party in powerThe opposition party you beWhy do you oppose all proposalsAll good proposals we see? We just doing our jobcos we the opposition party…… You did it when you were us…… Did we?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
This Took a Lot of Thought
This verse is deep and meaninglessGrammatically it’s shotPut a lot of effort inGave it what I’ve got clap clap clap well done…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Pocket Calculator Inventor Dies
Sir Clive Marles SinclairInventor of calculator (pocket)Has died at the age of 81His number must have just come up….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I’m having anout-of-money experience
Top-Secret Rescue Mission of Afghan Orphans
I’m stunned by how attractiveThese Afghan orphans areRescued from the TalibanBound for somewhere far Australia Top-secret rescue missionTo Pakistan they fledNow waiting in IslamabadIf not they could be dead Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mad Max Vehicles to be Auctioned
You interested in expressing a madnessFor Gigahorse, Doof Wagon, War Rig?Used in the filming of Mad MaxThey’re big and need wallets big big Don MatthewsSeptember 2021 Skip’s gonna set up a back-yard museum. Charge a bottle of beer at the doorI said three…….
The Needle
Remember when we went to schoolThey lined us up, bare arms?The nurse went jab, jab, jab alongPreventing future harm Covid is no different. It can kill. No asking if we wanted it or permission from parentsPolio, measles, mumps, diptheria Covid is no different. It can kill…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 