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Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins

Be broadminded Les Paterson aka Barry Humphrys Sir Les is from AustraliaKnighted, rough, and readyHe mixes with celebritiesAnd all stuff that is heady He had a poor upbringingManners suffered soBorn with teeth not quite in placeHis spit was forced to show Despite all of his problemsHe has a heart of goldBut tends to leave hisContinue reading “Sir Les Patterson on Joan Collins”

Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”