I’ve gotta job preparingCondoms for displayA new job that I’m tryingTrying different ways…. What cello bag boss?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Close Your Eyes Dear
Driving in the countryWhat a happy lifeWatching out for road signsTaking care of wife…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Play On
Although the players/audienceWish Covid soon begoneTwelfth night will still be acted outThe Bard just said play on Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Abbie Bela
21 June 2021 British woman falls in love with alien, says waiting for her next date Abbie Bela claims that she was abducted by an alien group in an unidentified flying object (UFO) and she is in love with one of the aliens and her alien lover is better than any man on the earth. AccordingContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Abbie Bela”
Dentists
Dentists can be frighteningBut this one is a ballNothing here can frighten kidsNothing here at all…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
To Me
My poetry is simpleAt times it’s second-rateSimple, rather amateurishTo me, at any rate DM
Kim Petras and Hillary Taymour on the Red Carpet. Ridiculous
Hillary and KimWalked carpet (red)Looking ridiculousEach wearing head…. Say no more…….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Kim at Home on the Red Carpet
Kim on carpet(Cherry red)Wears an outfitBlack-like, dead If said carpetWas ink-blackKim would wearBlood-red sack Kim has momentarily stepped off the carpet for a photoshoot……. We hope she can see her way back……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Megan Fox on the Red Carpet
Megan FoxWhat you wear?Slutty lookSlinky hair…. Why you botherThat down there? Rules of entry she says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 