I don’t have my own dogBut neighbour does have oneWe have this nice arrangementWhich gives me lotsa fun…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Neighbourly Help
It’s nice to have a neighbourWhen things you need run outI’ve just phoned downstairs MichaelMate can you help me out?…. Says he’s sending it up straightaway………. A nice neighbour is Michael…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
I’m Just a Simple Poet
I’m just a simple poetFilling in some timeEnjoying playing round with wordsMaking up some rhyme rhymehymeymemee haha DM
English for Beginners
I saw a saw on ground, I didThe saw looked back at meWhat on earth is going onThought I? said saw “I see” Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan In Builds a Bike Lane
I’ve built a lot of bikeLanes(I’m expert in)Avoid obstructions is the ruleI many contracts win…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
What?
Parked my car in the street last nightThought it was safe, secureWoke up, had a look out in street this morningNow I am not so sure…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Mary
I really like you MaryPlease let me give you kissYou’re sweet and nice and gentleYou fill me with such bliss…. Shit Mary!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Missing the Moment
I’ve waited years to watchThe zero to go clickI can’t believe I missed itI am a stupid dick You ask how come I missed it?(Me the stupid dick)Distracted by my girlfriendA dick as well as fick…. It’s nice and symmetrical she says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fish Lord
I am the Keeper of the FishMy title’s Great Fish LordI don’t know why can’t get a bite?I’m getting rather bored…. Wrong bait?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shadow
I do not like my shadowCan I make you die?Worked out how to do it, yepGotcha shadow, bye…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 