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Fame and Glory

Some people like a challengeTo gamble with their lifeAll for fame and gloryBut not end up in strife…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan on Important (but simple) Crane Job

I went to universityLearnt to drive a craneJob here looks quite simpleDoes not require a brain…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Shirt

I saw this lovely shirtAnd bought it at the storeThen wondered when I wore itWhy did people stare?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan Trains for his Pilots Licence

Decided I would likeTo learn to fly a planeLooks quite simple, easyMy licence (yep) to gain…. We think you could do with a bit more practice…… I turned the wheel left and it moved right ? Why?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan Controls the Traffic

I have a job (important)Of safety on the roadApplying English knowledge toThe latest highway code…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Wildlife Photographer

I photograph the wildlifeAnimals to fearNever miss a good oneLike one I’m taking here…. Monkey in tree. Top shot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

What’s That?

It’s been a lot of effortAt last escaped the packWhat’s that I hear you saying?Not worth it mate turn back?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Corridors A’Flush

I’m staying in this flash hotelWith corridors a’flushJust woken up in need of peeAnd need it in a rush…. Shit, where’s the loo?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

I Love My Crickets. Yum.

I love my meal of crickets(Sustainably produced)I also like them in a drinkAll mixed together (juiced) In a huge shake-up, insect protein is being included in diets as more becomes known about it’s health benefits. Good for the environment as well. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Lottie’s Been Spotted

Several weeks ago Fandango gifted Lottie the elephant to Bushboy and it seems she broke out of her compound. Rumour has it Bushboy was not feeding Lottie her favourite peanuts (Australian Nobbys Nuts) Others say Lottie was pining and went off in search of love. We all felt for her here at FCS. We reallyContinue reading “Lottie’s Been Spotted”