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Dual Purpose

I went and bought this thingWhich helps me do two thingsOne on shoulder one on feetRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 5, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bag, humour, poetry, shoe2 Comments on Dual Purpose

Museum of Modern Trash

Welcome to the MuseumMuseum of Modern TrashBring your favoured rubbishAnd we will swap for cash…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 5, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, trash1 Comment on Museum of Modern Trash

Fame

I’ve made me a tapeAnd headed for fameShows I real skillfulMight do it again…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 5, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fame, humour, poetry, sex tape, skillLeave a comment on Fame

Stan’s Attempt at Driving Buses (again)

Learnt from the last timeHow not mistake makePassengers don’t like itI care for their sake…. I took the wrong turn. Sorry…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 4, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Stan’s Attempt at Driving Buses (again)

The Chase

Seems I can’tOutrun itLook out mateLook out. Shit!…. I’m just having a bit of fun…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:goat, humour, poetry2 Comments on The Chase

Spring

I am a springA giant one at thatWatch how I’m madeHow about dat…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, spring2 Comments on Spring

We’re Running for the Earth Day

We’ve joined the run for Earth Day(Each year it’s run this date)Drink lots of cups of waterImportant we hydrate We’re very conscientiousLitter/waste can’t bearWe’re running for the Earth DayEnvironment we care…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 3, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on We’re Running for the Earth Day

Priscilla and Baby

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Hello pussyYou’re so fast….. Where you gone?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 3, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, UncategorizedTags:baby, cat, humour, poetry2 Comments on Priscilla and Baby

Frypan

Bought this brand new frypanWent to do a fryPan did not live up toWhat it said I buy….. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 2, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Frypan

I Took Our Dog to the Vet

Our dog was feeling poorlyTook him to the vetYes said vet would seem soSeem so said the vet…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, vet3 Comments on I Took Our Dog to the Vet

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