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Stan’s Proud Toilet Install

She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

I Got a Little Problem

I got a little problemI don’t know how I gotI’ll slowly get solutionTo get out how I got…. My beer will help me figure it out…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

This Car is Very Different

This car is very differentDifferent from the restJust out of manufactureDoing start-out test…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Instructor Stan’s Tip Helps Me Drive

I find that when I driveThis helps my driving skillsInstructor Stan showed me this trickWorks really good on hills…. My instructor suggested it officer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Trophies

I have two dildo trophiesSitting on the shelfBut now too old to use themUse them on myself What else could I do with this one?… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Stan Participates in Research Project

I love my animalsAnd must participateThey have no others wanting toIt’s only me to date…. Perc has offered to join me. Good buddy is Perc…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

What’s the Problem?

I’m safe in my self-driving carThe car is driving meEnabling me to sit backAnd also be hands-free…. To enjoy my music and knit. What’s the problem?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Lounge

If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Enforced Holiday

I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Ralph Goes Jogging

Ralph is FCS resident dog Every day at 10amRalph goes for a runJoined by all the other dogsTo have some jogging fun…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022