Resting on this sacred groundShown by a markHistorically importantIdentified by plaque…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Bunsters Sauce
Bunters Sauce is gluten freeBut packs a power of shit I have it on my ribeye steakA power of shit it is…. Sheesh!. and made in Australia?…… Shit the Bed is a best seller. (see below) Shit the Bed is the only ultra hot sauce with flavour. Loaded with Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilliContinue reading “Bunsters Sauce”
Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times
I always wear my hard hat(Safety is a must)Toolkit always hangs on beltIn both I put my trust…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Mako
Mako, built you are for speedSleek dynamic aweEverything so beautifulAll except your jaw Don Matthews April 2022 Quite simply the shortfin mako is built for speed. Over 400 million years of evolution, it has developed specific adaptations giving it the edge over all other sharks. With a conical snout like a bullet, small pectoral andContinue reading “Mako”
Stan Tows the Portaloos
I’ve got the job of towingPortaloos (times 4)A job I’ve never done beforeBut hope to do some more…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Sunny Sunday Ride
I’m going on a sunnySunny Sunday rideMy pets are also coming tooThey love their Sunday ride…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan’s New Job in Lino Warehouse
Stacking lino rolls I doVertically on floorCareful not to knock one overDomino some more…. Shit…… Having had to stand them all up again he decided the lino warehouse was not the place for him…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Donations from the Neighbours
We asked from all our neighboursWhat can you donateGive to build our lovely wallHelp us it create…. That’s our blue one in the middle dear…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan in Charge of Traffic Control
I’m now in charge of trafficCharge of traffic flowHello? There’s been a accidentClick switch and there you go…. Stan shows his expertise in many job skills…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Little Problem
We got a little problemSomething’s going wrongNothing to be worried ’boutSing a happy song…. Definitely not Australian. We’re not that silly…… I believe that’s the wife looking on…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 