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Balloons. Hair. Luck.

My girlfriend (sitting next to me)Said I would have more luckBy raising hair with seven ballonsWell I’ll be wtf…. Jeez I hit the jackpot Jen……… Told ya…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:balloons, gambling, humour, poetry, poker machine2 Comments on Balloons. Hair. Luck.

Baby Charlie

I’m Charlie (and disabled)What difference does that make?I’ll be your friend give lots of loveWhat difference does it make? There’s many of me out thereWe have a lot to giveOK we might be different butWhat difference does it make?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022March 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:doll, down syndrome, poetry2 Comments on Baby Charlie

Kind and Considerate

It’s nice to know there isPeople still aroundThe boy that’s right in front of meIs rarely ever found… Such is the pity…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:considerate, humour, kind, poetry2 Comments on Kind and Considerate

Measure

I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry6 Comments on Measure

Alien to Central

Alien to CentralIt seems we’ve lost our shipWe landed in some desertSuggestion? any tip?….. Idiot……. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:alien, humour, poetry, spaceship2 Comments on Alien to Central

The Local Wildlife Club

We take this very seriousWildlife is our friendWe’ve formed a special club we haveWildlife to defend…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, wildlife2 Comments on The Local Wildlife Club

Stan Sorts the Side Mirror

Had a little accidentWith car mirror-wiseSorted out the problem…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 17, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Stan Sorts the Side Mirror

Have Plenty Will Trade

Yes I have got plentyGrowing on my treeGladly will I trade them forWhat you offer me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022 A wanna find out too……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:coconuts, humour, poetry, sex1 Comment on Have Plenty Will Trade

I Had an Accident

I had a bit of problemFell into the lakeDidn’t go quite under(Still selfies you can take)…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, selfie2 Comments on I Had an Accident

Gym

We focus on healthyBeverages for allNo fizzy drinks hereJust water that’s all…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:gymnastics, humour, pepsi, poetryLeave a comment on Gym

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