I’ve got myself a new jobCEO of SignsI know just what the job entailsEverything is fine…. I know what I’m on about……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
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Hide the Evidence
Damn I’ve gone and spilt itOn my girlfriend’s bagQuick, remove the evidence…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
World Tuba Day 6 May
Did you blow on your tuba today? Need big lungs Here’s the biggest tuba in the world….. Plenty big lungs for this Watch carefully. The tuba troupe have bee practising this manoeuvre a long time Here’s a ceremony they are putting on for a visiting dignitary. Should be worth us watching Why’s he looking soContinue reading “World Tuba Day 6 May”
Red Carpet
We’re posing on the redCarpet looking cuteDecked out in latest fashionDress on she, me suit…… I wanna suit like that dear…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Lemon Squash
I want a lemon squashWhich button do I press?So many here to choose fromI’ll press this one I guess…. What ?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
New Rules of Wrestling
The rules of wrestling are changingThe rules now incorporate painThe sport is adapting/improvingNo matter what attire is worn…. Pain (and inspection of) now allowed anywhere…. Don Matthews2022
Hanging on to Nipples
Hanging on to nipplesHanging on just rightNipples joined to boobiesHanging on real tight…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s got a Truck Problem
Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Watch the Little Duckies
Watch the little duckiesQuack quack quackDuckies going upDuckies coming back…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 