Uncategorized – Page 294 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Does What the Client Wants

Client wanted bathroom tilesMade with spots of rustWhich I thought was rather strangeI did it cos I must…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

I’ve got myself a newRide-on mower (yep)Doing it’s first test runDoing test run (yep)…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

The Fairy of ToothMeans a great lotWhen teeth they decide toFall out of their slot…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Larry has gone missingI’m offering rewardDetails on the posterPlease help to spread the word…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

I’ve lost my teef(The bottom ones dearThey cost me a fortuneMy mouth feels all bare I’ll go look dear…… Fankyou…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

I have a nice pet zebra whichIn my shed was bornGot too big for shed so now IKeep it on the lawn…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Let the flags go flyingNow salute the kingNeed to do more practisingRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

New leash on the marketOn dog I did tryWorried were neighboursDog/I wondered why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

It seemedLike funAt firstRe-run…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022