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I Took Our Dog to the Vet

Our dog was feeling poorlyTook him to the vetYes said vet would seem soSeem so said the vet…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, vet3 Comments on I Took Our Dog to the Vet

Post Pandemic Wedding

It’s easy/cheap my darlingLet’s wed here in our roomWe’ll use online technologyCome join with us on zoom It’s all too complicatedWedding as pre-pan daysWe are now just too lazyAnd it’s the easy way Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, pandemic, poetry, wedding, Zoom3 Comments on Post Pandemic Wedding

Tree

We parked our car (went into caff)For a cup of teaHeard a rustling sound outsideWhatever can that be? Thought we?…. Dom MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cafe, car, humour, poetry, treeLeave a comment on Tree

Stan Runs the Mall Maintenance Shop

When at universityI learnt how things to fixWhen things now need maintainingI straightaway do fix…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, maintenance, poetry, stan1 Comment on Stan Runs the Mall Maintenance Shop

Please Do Not Desert Me

You were very usefulHelping us acrossNo longer do we need youDon’t care, don’t give a toss…. I wonder if they came back?…… Don MatthewsApril2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2022May 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ants, humour, poetry1 Comment on Please Do Not Desert Me

Stan Does His Best

They didn’t have much roomIn which to put the looThey said do what you can StanDid best that I could do…. I selected special tiles. Makes it look more roomy…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, loo, poetry, stan1 Comment on Stan Does His Best

I am a Little Duck

I am a little duckThey left me in the carThe temperature got hotAnd now I’m like I are…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2022April 30, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, duck, hot, humour, poetry2 Comments on I am a Little Duck

Stan Advises on the Bathroom

Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 29, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, stan4 Comments on Stan Advises on the Bathroom

Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill

I went to universityLearnt this useful skillNow I’m gonna demonstrateDemonstrate I will…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 29, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:front end loader, humour, poetry, stan, trick4 Comments on Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill

Feed Time

I like what you’re feedingI like what I seeThere’s more at the tableWhat about me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 29, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:feeding seals, humour, poetry2 Comments on Feed Time

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