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Louie the Fly

Louie the flyProboscis was longPut it where he shouldn’t haveWrong Louie wrong RIP Louie Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fly, humour, poetry, proboscis2 Comments on Louie the Fly

Plenty Jesus Yep

Jesus will protect mePlenty Jesus yepDevil will not come inPlenty Jesus yep…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:crucifix, humour, Jesus, poetry2 Comments on Plenty Jesus Yep

Our Bed Instrument of Love

We have a music instrumentAttached to bed (above)When plucked it puts us in the moodIn mood for making love…. Sonata in C we love best…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bed, humour, making love, mattress, poetryLeave a comment on Our Bed Instrument of Love

I Write a Lot of Nonsense

I write a lot of nonsenseI write a lot of twatWe’re all too sane and seriousToo serious a lot DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, serious, spike milliganLeave a comment on I Write a Lot of Nonsense

Helmet

I bought myself a helmetDifferent to the restWill it stand collisions?First go will be the test…. All good…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bike felmet, humour, poetry2 Comments on Helmet

Raining Cats and Dogs

It’s been raining cats and dogsDriving’s been a shitYou just don’t know what’s up aheadI just did not see it…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, raining cats and dogs2 Comments on Raining Cats and Dogs

Finnish Archeology

Finnish archeology is continuousIt goes on and on, never stopsSerious it is also takenSerious and never does stop…. Who’s one is this?…… Dunno……not mine Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Finnish Archeology

Priscilla Welcomes the Delivery Man

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I love our deliveryDelivery manI show my affectionWhenever I can…. We have spoken to Priscilla. You just don’t do this. She just meowed….. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, delivery man, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Priscilla Welcomes the Delivery Man

Birthday Cake

I got a chocolate birthday cake(It cam to me it did)As well as fancy birthday cakeIt came with fancy lid…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:birthday cake, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Birthday Cake

Stan Goes Into Pill Production

After much researchDemand I’ve found is thereFor new and different pills like mine(I sell them as a pair)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, pills, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Goes Into Pill Production

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