Congratulations Donald(WordPress said to me)800 followers you now haveCongratulations Donald Thankyou…… Your follower (800th)(Gravitar attached)Will now receive by emailEvery post you hatch How nice…… You also win certificate(Signed by WordPress boss)Congratulations DonaldWon it just becos Why?…… Cos you are top blogger(800 under belt)Keep on climbing up to topTell us how you felt? I felt allContinue reading “Congratulations Donald”
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Sisterly Love
I love my little sisterWe play so happilyOur happiness is mutualScroll down and you will see Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Duck
This pond is really lovelyWith all my friends the ducksGentle lapping water (then)Shit and wtf ?! Don MatthewsDecember 2022
House for Sale
As agent we were asked to sellThis house (which must be seen)Featuring the latestTV plasma screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Plug Sex
Our owners thought us boringWe needed bit of spiceVisitors when they come roundSay ooh that’s very nice Do they moan they ask? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Why Can’t It Be You?
Why is it me alwaysLooking out for you?Why can’t it be you alwaysLooking out for me? Why are we catering for these lazy phone addicts?Mobile phones are taking over our lives…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Maltby Drug Store
I did a lot of useful workIn my early dayAbandoned and neglectedNow sadly rusting ‘way Don MatthewsNovember 2022
LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Undying)
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them For those who have not been hereContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Undying)”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Perc thought Skipper AlanMight be into pornWe didn’t ask no questionsJust made the cover…. And collected his money…. Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc made the orange cocktail Post Production Notes I’d like to be at one of his orgies Stan DonContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job”
Fad Victoriana
Fad VictorianaMother as a chairDraped in cotton fabricCotton fabric (there) Me and sister, babyBruvver next to meMummy as a chair (yep)Happy family Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 