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McDonalds Nostalgia (little burger chairs)

We’re happy little burgerLittle burger chairsRed and blue and yellowTables everywhere Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, McDonalds, nostalgia, rhyme2 Comments on McDonalds Nostalgia (little burger chairs)

Perc Guides Stan

Stan (and apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privilege to be associated with him Good one PercGuide me straightLine me upNice and straight Shit Stan you OK?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, nonsesse, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Perc Guides Stan

Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Do you have a favourite place you have visited?Where is it? Yes, I do have a favourite place. I frequent it quite often My favourite place is toiletThere I goes and sitsDoing lotsa pissesDoing lotsa shits Sorry Fan. Couldn’t help it……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toilet1 Comment on Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Botted Chair

I’m sitting in the cafeMy favourite chair’s been gotThe curvature I put it inDon’t suit the gotter’s bot

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Botted Chair

Stan Delivers the Paint

FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Stan Delivers the Paint

Hairdresser

Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Hairdresser

Head Over Dick

Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Head Over Dick

Just Because I Like It

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inJust because I like it, UncategorizedTags:bath, bubbles, sex2 Comments on Just Because I Like It

Umpire

Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:floor, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, umpire, wrestling6 Comments on Umpire

Jungle Visit Preparation

Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:clothing, humour, jungle, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jungle Visit Preparation

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