VictoriansWere quite bizarreWhen beforePhotogrophar Why? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Timmy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Timmy was fantasticOn his violinPlaying it for JesusJesus please come in Production Notes An interior photoshoot Timmy smiled nicelySuch a glowing face Suit and tie Studio wardrobe. Post Production Notes Amen Timmy Don MatthewsDecember 2022
My Giant LP and Me
I have a giant LPAnd like to nude-play itIt lasts for ever everIn heels I listen, sit The LP’s rather racyOrganisms lotsListen with my heels I do Listen on my bots Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Congratulations Donald
Congratulations Donald(WordPress said to me)800 followers you now haveCongratulations Donald Thankyou…… Your follower (800th)(Gravitar attached)Will now receive by emailEvery post you hatch How nice…… You also win certificate(Signed by WordPress boss)Congratulations DonaldWon it just becos Why?…… Cos you are top blogger(800 under belt)Keep on climbing up to topTell us how you felt? I felt allContinue reading “Congratulations Donald”
Sisterly Love
I love my little sisterWe play so happilyOur happiness is mutualScroll down and you will see Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Duck
This pond is really lovelyWith all my friends the ducksGentle lapping water (then)Shit and wtf ?! Don MatthewsDecember 2022
House for Sale
As agent we were asked to sellThis house (which must be seen)Featuring the latestTV plasma screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Plug Sex
Our owners thought us boringWe needed bit of spiceVisitors when they come roundSay ooh that’s very nice Do they moan they ask? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Why Can’t It Be You?
Why is it me alwaysLooking out for you?Why can’t it be you alwaysLooking out for me? Why are we catering for these lazy phone addicts?Mobile phones are taking over our lives…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Maltby Drug Store
I did a lot of useful workIn my early dayAbandoned and neglectedNow sadly rusting ‘way Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 