Skip to content

Flippant, Comic, and Serious

The poetry etc of Don Matthews

  • Contact
  • About Me
  • Categories
  • Archives
  • Home
    • Poems

Category Archives: Uncategorized

A Fascinating Creature Sweetie

A fascinating creature sweetieIs the manta rayDo not be scared, they’re very shyAnd do not like to play Yes mummy. Hello mister ray…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, manta ray, poetry, rhyme7 Comments on A Fascinating Creature Sweetie

Little Shit

Just wanted a friendlyGame to get fitHis idea was differentLittle bugger little shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ball, humour, play, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Little Shit

Contact a UFO

Change carbon vibrationContact a UFOBuy some magic mushroomsContact a UFO Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aliens, humour, magic mushroom, poetry, rhyme, UFO4 Comments on Contact a UFO

Daily Stroll

I like to take my petFor a daily strollImportant for it’s mental healthDo not laugh lol Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, parrot, poetry, rhyme, walking2 Comments on Daily Stroll

Our Baby Is Two Years Old Today

Our baby he is two years oldTwo years old todayIt’s time to blow the candles outBlow the flames away Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:birthday, candles, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Our Baby Is Two Years Old Today

They Showed Me How To Do It

They showed me how to do itSaid go and practice itI’ve tried and tried so many timesNo luck, I give up, shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, drink, humour, poetry, rhyme, straw2 Comments on They Showed Me How To Do It

Christmas Lights

Next door’s lights we liked (yep)Thought we’d duplicateA two-house lit up ChristmasBoth now up to date Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:christmas, humour, lights, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Christmas Lights

Next Speaker

I am the next speaker(Just checking things out)My tongue is performingI’m happy about Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, lipstick, poetry, rhyme, speaking, tonge5 Comments on Next Speaker

Priscilla Going Round

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I like going roundGoing round and roundAided by the localsLocals from the town Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 21, 2023Posted inUncategorized7 Comments on Priscilla Going Round

Spelling Change

Spelling doesn’t Always stayThe same with timeLike flight this way Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aeroplane, flight, poetry, rhyme4 Comments on Spelling Change

Posts pagination

Newer posts 1 … 177 178 179 180 181 … 412 Older posts

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,025 other subscribers
Flippant, Comic, and Serious, Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Join 1,025 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar