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Magic Pudding Rewrite for Modern Readers

Magic PuddingRewriters seeWill now be writtenGluten free DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Magic Pudding Rewrite for Modern Readers

Kurt Vonnegut

“Human beings will be happier – not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That’s my utopia” Kurt VonnegutUS author

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:drunk, generation, petroleum, quote2 Comments on Kurt Vonnegut

My Dog and I

My dog and IWe love to shareA little shudderA little stare Don MatthewsFebruary 2023 GIF not loading properly. Reason unknown

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, shudder, stare2 Comments on My Dog and I

What is This?

What is this square block of metal imbedded in a rock?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cube, fools gold, slate2 Comments on What is This?

Abandoned and Neglected

I once was filled with peopleNow completely bareAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inAbandoned places, UncategorizedTags:abandoned, neglected, poetry, rhyme, theatre5 Comments on Abandoned and Neglected

New Attraction

We have a new attractionAdded to the showTourists all are welcome butThe act might be bit slow Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:circus, humour, poetry, rhyme, seals, sex1 Comment on New Attraction

Aisle 11

My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aisle, beer, bible, guns, humour, pizza, poetry, potatoes, religion, rhyme, Walmart2 Comments on Aisle 11

Roald Dahl Backflip

Publisher Penguin Random House has announced it will publish “classic” unaltered versions of Roald Dahl’s children’s novels after it received criticism for cuts and rewrites that were intended to make the books suitable for modern readers. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:roald dahl6 Comments on Roald Dahl Backflip

Roald Dahl Rewriters Move on to Shakespeare

We’ve axed offensive language fromThe works Roald Dahl hereWe now are moving to the worksThe works of Will Shakespeare DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, offensive language, poetry, rhyme, roald dahl, shakespeare3 Comments on Roald Dahl Rewriters Move on to Shakespeare

What is This?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:shot glass, what is this?1 Comment on What is This?

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