We built this special laneA safety one, for bikesBut no-one seems to use itNo-one seems to like…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Stan and Perc in the Warehouse
We’re a good teamPerc and meAlways lookingOut we be…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap
We make a good teamSpecialists in wrapAlways in demandOur work is not crap…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan and Perc on a Construction Job
Hey Perc? where did that thing go?That thing was on my crane?Dunno mate, it’s disappearedCan’t find it, looked in vain…. Shit Stan, are we insured?…….. I thought you renewed it, didn’t you?………. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Trucks His Bulldozer Here and There
I’ve done this many times beforeTrucked dozer here and thereTied fast, secure with safety gearSo dozer goes nowhere…. I’m fully awake and alert. Safety first is my motto…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Dive
I’m gonna do a diveI haven’t done beforeThe pool she should be deep enoughIf so, I’ll do some more…. Shit dear, our boy studied physics at uni. What went wrong?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in our carLook, a bridge is coming upDrive under will our car…. Why are you slowing down dear. Is there something ahead?…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Advises Perc on Banging in a Nail
You’ve got the right idea PercBanging in the nailTo concrete, use a straddle stepNo need for safety rail…. You’ll be right mate, just don’t look down…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Ecuadorian Welders Very Safety Conscious Aware
In Ecuador they weld a lotAnd therefore take great careTo not be foolish, take great risksBy welding high, midair…. And standing on a wooden plank?……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Investigates a Funny Sound
Can you Stan investigateThis funny sound up hereA funny sound I hear all nightThis funny sound I hear…. Nothing up here m’am……… Don MatthewsJune 2021 Pleased to see Stan’s practising safety first……
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