What a lovely ideaLet’s buy packets, threeThe children will be fascinatedOn our Christmas tree…. 5 years hence. Why am I feeling sick dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Bike Rider
I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear
My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Fire Alarm
The fire alarm went off, andThe lift power did cut outDespite all of his shoutingMy dad could not get out…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan and Perc Run the Ferris Wheel
Perc we’ve got lots of peopleQueued up all waiting in lineOur wheel’s a bit wonky, go fix itAll done now Stan, all fixed up, all’s fine…. Good fella…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Playground Built by Stan’s Grandad
Safety is embeddedIn Stan’s familyPlayground building is their tradeExample here to see…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
What Are You Complaining For?
What are you complaining for?If you can’t drive ‘long theseYou don’t deserve to have a carThese are just a breeze…. But I want to back in ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Does a Forklift Job
Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan, Signmaker to the Traffic Board
Been asked to make a sign upFor drivers in the farLane and don’t know where to goFrom there in the car…. Got it. Crystal clear boss……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Keep Your Eyes on the Road
We manufacture safety aidsFor using in the carMuch research we do on thisMuch research by far…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 