I done a Christmas crackerA digital trading cardMe as SupertrumpmanVote me (your trading bard) I’m gonna soon (yep) name meVice-presidential pickWho’ll be beside me alwaysVice-presidential DickWe (public) think your card isA stupid git ideaYou as trumped-up Superman?You stupid trumped-up git “This makes a great Christmas gift” folks The $99 card is receiving much public ridiculeContinue reading ““This Makes a Great Christmas Gift””
Category Archives: America
The US is out of Control
The US is out of controlUnable to locate it’s soulDigging itself in a deepening holeThe country is out of control How did it get to into this state?Did it start at a year on a date?It was once a great nation with proud stars and stripesNow out of control (no debate) Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Trump’s Facing a Long Road to Power
Only One American president lost the White Houseand won it back four years laterGrover Cleveland 1892 Foes array on both sides Trump’s facing a long road to power What’s hotTrump’s slumpNo chanceHe’s got phew!…. My drinking buddy Skip
Why Hasn’t Someone Done a Kennedy?
Assassin wanted. Will pay…… Egocentric showoffJust thinks of himselfAll for glory DonaldWon’t remain on shelf Egocentric bastardFull of bully/bilePraises insurrectionHides behind a smile Why has not a sniper doneA Kennedy to theeRemove this bile and bully bastedSave democracy? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
‘Make America Great Again’ hit the nail on the head, but…
Your catchphrase ‘Make America GreatAgain’ hit the nail on the headBut the way you did go about doing itPut nails in the coffin, nuff said Your Hollywood-imagined styled presidencyAttacks by the US DemocratsYour flamboyance and left-leaning mediaHave clipped your wings really right back I’m sorry dear Donald I think yourTime in the sun is nowContinue reading “‘Make America Great Again’ hit the nail on the head, but…”
Evil Spreading Evil
Kari Lake is among hundreds of candidates running at the midterms who have repeated Donald Trump’s false claims about the 2020 election. Evil spreading evilDevil in disguiseEvil spreading evilComing out their eyes I’m not all fun and laughterNot all fun/surprizeEvil spreading evilDevil telling lies Kai Lake “It was a debacle,” “It was stolen, it wasContinue reading “Evil Spreading Evil”
They’re Forcing Me
They’re forcing me to answerQuestions ’bout the riotWas sitting home just sipping redStaying nice and quiet Wasn’t I Ivanka?…… Yes dear…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Down the Toot
Donald’s re-electionIs going down the tootWhat a bleeding pityIn his foot he’s put So much effort/energy(Also put in too)All to see it disappearWasted (down the loo) He’s just sent a tweet……says ‘get stuffed’ DM
US Goes Back to the Wild West
US goes back to the Wild WestHop on your hoss and shout yee-haPick up your weapon at Walmart(Or else you can drive there by car) “This is a dangerous decision from a courthellbent on pushing a radical ideological agenda”( Gavin Newsom Californian Governor) “Unfathomable that Justices have chosen to endanger more American lives”(Nancy Pelosi HouseContinue reading “US Goes Back to the Wild West”
An American Meets an Australian Over a Gun
True story An American and Australian meet The apparently good American had found young lads along his street responsible for filching some fruit from his trees. He said “so I packed my gun” and seemed surprised at the disbelieving look on the face of the Australian. It seems violence and the fear of violence isContinue reading “An American Meets an Australian Over a Gun”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 