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The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don”
The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. Welcome to the LMS POETS IN ACTION SITE Today we are privileged to haveContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK”
Instructions Not in Cat. Causing Priscilla Problems
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m having bit of troubleHow to get my foodInstructions they were not in catWhich was for me not good Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Colin Carpenter, Australian Constipations Expert
Colin (not a carpenter)True blue Aussie guyExpert in the constipationsSpread across the sky Where did he learn such knowledgeAbout our southern sky?He went to universityAnd dat my fiends is why Asked ’bout many questionsTold us what he knewWell done Colin CarpenterAussie through and through Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Guest Poet Jeffery Zable ‘Erogenous Zones’
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different EROGENOUS ZONES I wish they’d never been discovered, because if they hadn’t,there’d be no rapes, child molestations, and unwanted pregnancies.People would keep their hands to themselves and treat each otherwith the respect that each person deserves. And there’d be no peeping toms lurking around backyardsContinue reading “Guest Poet Jeffery Zable ‘Erogenous Zones’”
Our Priscilla’s Not a Dumb Cat
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla’s not a dumb catShe’s using door as swingShe doesn’t want to go outRing a ding a ding Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Like-Minders Society visits the Limerick Centre
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the Limerick Centre”
Why Mummy?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My mind’s unstructured, scattyTurns me often sillyDresses I like frillyI like my catty Prissy meow…. You can’t wear dresses sweetie…. Why mummy?…. Because you are a boy…. ??? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Hakui ‘Throwaway Society’
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different We long for new thingsNo matter how good the oldDiscard and forget Don MatthewsOctober 2020