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Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
We’ve Gotta Light Problem Boss
We’ve got a slight problem with light bossForgot that the door there was closedGood fix-it suggestion you made bossProblem all fixed there ya go’s Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
No, This Is Not Priscilla
She has no impressive testicles. And she is not stupid meow…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Zombies
Kids while walking down the streetCrossing roads, I’ve seenWaiting for the bus to comeFaces stuck on screens Zombies Art of observation lostEngaging’s lost it seemsKids today walk looking downLooking down at screens Zombies Don MatthewsOctober 2020 While this video is humorous it carries a serious message
I am a Bank Installer
I am a bank installerInstalling ATMCustomers need exercisingI just know where to put ’em Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla You’re an Idiot
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla you’re an idiotYou’re in a fix once moreLast time you got fixated wasBetween the screen and door Remember?…. meow…. No?…. Idiot…. meow…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I’ll buy this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this here underneath?So much made locally Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Man with the Double DNA Profile
The leukemia patientTurns serial killer His blood is leftAt the scene of the crime But he gets off scot-freeWhy you ask? The culprit is someoneWho gave the stem cellsTo bring him into remission On the other hand…. If he sheds his own DNA salivaHe would be behind bars He has a double DNA profileHis ownAndContinue reading “The Man with the Double DNA Profile”
Buckminster Fuller
Humanity is aquiring all the right technologyfor all the wrong reasons Buckminster Fuller