Why do I have a stepladder? Because when I was a kid My real one went and left me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
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Why Can’t The Go the Whole Hog?
Why can’t they go the whole hog?Make how it s’pposed to beInstead of all this silly stuffIt don’t make sense to me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Priscilla Went and Tripped me Up
Priscilla went and tripped me upFood all over floorSaid she was still hungryWanted food, some more Didn’t like it. Spat it out Little shit…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Playground for the Mind of matthews don
I have cast my mind in the leading role, hence capital MindMyself I’ve cast in a minor role, hence lowercase matthews don It has a new-built playgroundThe Mind of matthews donFlippant, Comic, SeriousFor which to play in/on Playground builder WordPressHas thought of everythingFrom swings to see-saws, roundaboutsAnd even things called ping Backs What will thisContinue reading “Playground for the Mind of matthews don”
The Australian Lyrebird
The lyrebird is AustralianIts call it imitatesAlmost any sound it hearsSound it duplicates Don MatthewsNovember 2020
In Pink and on Leash
Look at both these imagesTell me what you think?Happy children on a leashAs is Bris in pink Don MatthewsNovember 2020
One Good Thing Has Come Out Of Covid
There has been one good outcome(Covid you’re the best)You’ve killed the Yorkshire RipperIn hell he’s now a guest A five-year reign of terrorFrom 1975Thirteen women murderedYou killed them whilst alive At 74 now Covid-deadNot a tear was shedYour death was just as pitiful asThe vile life you have led Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Nuffing
FCS specializes in exploring all things silly There ain’t enough of sillyIn the blogosphereSo why don’t I just go andPost some up on here Why don’t you ?…. Sing a song of nonsenseA pocket full of stuffingWhen the pocket openedAll I found was nuffing Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Huggy Warm
Update…. I bought this new beaut puffer coatAnd dress made by ManclerI’m now all cozy huggy warmAnd cheaper than in fur Don MatthewsNovember 2020 Just had a letter from the manufacturer. They think I’m making fun of their productPS’d It’s Moncler not ManclerI’m only human…..
Yup
I write for my amusementAnd then I put it upUp on screen where it is seenJust makes me feel good, yup Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 