We just installed this water slideTold all to slide with careYou still get idiots who don’t…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Computer’s Gone and Died on Me
Pressed the start-up buttonJust went click click clickNothing showed up on the screenComputer sounds bit sick Bear with me while I sort things out….
Mist
I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist
Stan’s Proofreading Sideline
I’m expert at proofreadingEspecially children’s booksHere’s my latest proofreadScroll down and have a look I also know my countingCan count right up to fiveOne banana, two bananaThree banana five Slight design fail ?…. As well as being a plumber and electrician Stan dabbles in proofreading. Call Stan for your proofreading requirements. His rates are reasonableContinue reading “Stan’s Proofreading Sideline”
Phew!
Our hardest lockdown’s just been stoppedThree days before it’s dueSomeone went and told a lieThank goodness, I say phew! I now can go back to my caffAnd ponder on my coffFor inspiration here to writeIt works, please do not scoff Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Everyone is Mortal RIP Peter Tork (Monkees)
Peter Tork, born Peter Halsten Thorkelson, was keyboard and guitar player with the 60’s American band the Monkees. He died of adenoid cystic cancer on 21 February 2019, age 77 Everyone is mortalEveryone will diePeter Tork has passed awayMany said goodbye Reader you are mortalReader you will dieEven I as poetSome day I will dieContinue reading “Everyone is Mortal RIP Peter Tork (Monkees)”
Shifting Ground
We built our house rock solid-likeBut ground it went and shiftedThe problem now is door has goneDoor has gone and drifted Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Leonardo’s Bride Then and Now
Leonardo’s Bride is an Australian band with lead singer Abby Dobson This is a new series I’m startingfeaturing musicians at the beginning of their career then years later.Lyrics after first video [Verse 1] Don’t be confused by my apparent lack of ceremonyMy mind is clearI may be low or miles high off in the distanceIContinue reading “Leonardo’s Bride Then and Now”
Stan Helps With Fountain Request
Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise Would appear Stan has still a bit of learning to do re fountain dyeing. We suggest calling another plumber for your next fountain re-dye. The company wanted the fountain pink for breast cancer awareness (why?) but obviously something didn’tContinue reading “Stan Helps With Fountain Request”
Bali Factory Art
We manufacture factory artIn factory in BaliWe know just how to advertiseOurselves as you can see Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020