I’m fit and able to rule y’allWe think you don’t know how to makeSerious, well-balanced decisionsWe think you’re a nutty fruit cake We’re invoking the 25th Amendment. You’re outbut…but……. As poet my words are much strongerHe’s mentally unbalanced to ruleThe people are finally beginningTo realise they’ve been led by a fool Section 4 of theContinue reading “I’m Fit and Able To Rule Y’all”
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Flashback – ‘Let’s Work Together’ Canned Heat (1970) (feat. Ingrid)
Greetings FCS music lovers. I have a treat for you today. I was digging around in our FCS Archives and came on this – Ingrid in her heyday (pre-colour). I must admit I got bit of a shock. Didn’t know she was such a groover in her youth. She is the blonde in the mini-skirt.Continue reading “Flashback – ‘Let’s Work Together’ Canned Heat (1970) (feat. Ingrid)”
Proud Rowers
We are a team of rowersProudly standing tallAccepting Cup of Champions(We also play beach ball) I’m told being well endowedis a requirement for good rowing…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Cilla’s Headed for the Circus
Cilla’s well alongThe circus-headed pathShe’s just perfected somersaulting(Asks you please don’t laugh) Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
We Had a Build Problem
We had a little problemWhen we began to buildSent for Stan the architect(Cos Stan is very skilled)…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Our New Hotel Carpet
We love our hotel carpetGood for wear and tearBut why do residents complainOf getting dizzy dear?…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Priscilla and Da Ting
What da heck is dis tingRolling before me?Is it friendly, friendly not?What ting can it be? Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flashback – ‘Let’s Stick Together’ Bryan Ferry
Lyrics at end And now the marriage vow is very sacredThe man has put us together nowYou ought to make it stick togetherCome on, come on, let’s stick togetherYou know we made a vow not to leave one another never But now you never miss your water till your well runs dryCome on now babyContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Let’s Stick Together’ Bryan Ferry”
Now I’m Sure
I’ve always thought Trump not quite rightMentally unbalanced Now I’m sure…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
GIF (Graphic Interchange Format)
This little mini-loopI’ve always said as ‘gif’But from the horses mouth nowI should be saying ‘jif’ Straight from the kangaroo’s mouth…. For those who haven’t met Skip my drinking buddy, the link https://donmatthewspoetry.com/2020/05/17/me-mate-skip/ Steve Wilhite’s name comes up frequently in debate over the pronunciation of the GIF acronym.[4] “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” WilhiteContinue reading “GIF (Graphic Interchange Format)”