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Yee Ha! Is That You Ingrid?

Don’t say it won’t load on your mobileDon’t say your computer won’t startDon’t tell me too frighted to watch itIf so you could ache break my heart Yee ha!…. (best I could do…..) I swear that’s you leading the pack IngridPigtails in purple. Sweet….. Cassa? boots, denim, cowboy hat….go girl

My New Bikini

I bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-awayA happy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? hey hey hey?… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Hark the Herald Angels

One thing I hate about ChristmasIs carols they play in the storeHarking the high herald angelsThey even do it four weeks before Shut it Skip…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Turkish Escalator

We just installed an escalatorTurkey wanted oneThought the aeroplane on sideDown, was bit of fun Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Flashback – ‘Disco Duck’ Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots

Here at FCS we encourage all things whacky. Clever whacky. For this reason we were thrilled when Rick and his cast of idiots knocked on our door and asked if they could perform for us. Here’s Rick and his idiotic team on American Bandstand in the early 90’s Take it away Rick…… In keeping withContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Disco Duck’ Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots”

History Repeats

How history repeats itselfWhen Rome burned Nero fiddledWhen US suffered Trump Golfed Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Stan, Toilet Stall Consultant

I had this bright idea I didTo see if toilet stallHad someone in it doing whatOr no-one in at all We are very happy with Stan’s work. We recommend him for any toilet stall peer-ins Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

FCS Team Now Back in Operation

We’re back in operationBack in Matthews modeBack with WordPress magicNo need to learn no code Whoopee…. Me, Priscilla, Skip, Poet Don and Class (Tommy, Dauphine, Johnny, Mazie)November 2020

Everyone is Mortal RIP David Bowie

David Bowie was an English singer/songwriter/actorHe came to public attention in 1969 with the Space OddityThe BBC featured the song in it’s TV coverage of the Apollo 11 lunar missionwhich took place a few days after the song’s releaseHe died on 10 January 2016 of liver cancer, age 69 Everyone is mortalEveryone will dieDavid BowieContinue reading “Everyone is Mortal RIP David Bowie”

The Origin of the Letter W

Have you ever wonderedHow this letter grewInto our vocabularyAs double, double U ? No? The Roman alphabet did notHave a WTo fill this gap they used insteadTwo U’s (the double U) UU then morphed into W Don MatthewsNovember 2020