Ralph learnt of Priscilla’sHeed for the circus callNot wishing to be left outHe’s taken up the ball….. He’s making good progress…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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Stan Installs Another Toilet
I wanted a new toiletCall Stan they said, top manI left him to his business butGot problems with the pan….. Customer asks where to put his right leg?…. Pushed for space boss…. Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?…. Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk….. Jeez boss. Talk about fussy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Cilla Does a Cat Curl
Cilla’s a proud member ofA top Cat Curling ClubDidn’t know about this?Rub-a-dub-a-dub…… Go Cilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You Never Can Tell’ Status Quo
Status Quo are an English rock band that formed in 1962. Most songs that describe a young couple in love on their way to adulthood don’t end well, as disaffection or tragedy strikes. This song is unusual in that the couple does just fine, settling in with a nice record collection and some Roebuck furniture. AsContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You Never Can Tell’ Status Quo”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If you shift every letter in the word ‘cheer’ seven spaces ahead in the alphabet, you get the word ‘jolly’ Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Be Patient and Wait Ralph
We built a flap for CillaThrough it she neatly fitsWhen Ralph he wants to come insideHe needs to wait and sit For the door to be opened…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Cilla Gets Excited
Sometimes Cilla getsExcited, flies aroundDon’t look where she’s going andSuddenly rebounds Shit Priscilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Mirror mirror on the wallYou curvy little bitTell me what you think of me“You silly little git”….. Oh?….you’re a door? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Crossroads’ John Mayer, Eric Clapton (Crossroads Guitar Festival)
The Crossroads Guitar Festival is a series of music festivals and benefit concerts founded by Eric Clapton. The festivals benefit the Crossroads Centre founded by Eric Clapton, a drug treatment center in Antigua. The concerts showcase a variety of guitarists, selected by Eric Clapton personally. Lyrics below I went to the crossroad, fell down on my kneesI went to the crossroad, fell down on my kneesAsked theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Crossroads’ John Mayer, Eric Clapton (Crossroads Guitar Festival)”
Poet Don Reporting on Hensbroek Coat of Arms
The coat of arm of Netherland’sVillage called HensbroekIncorporates in it’s designA feathered trousered chook Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 