I’m getting bored in lockdownEach day is same as sameRunning out of things to doExhausting all my games….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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Stan Returns to Install a Shower
Was so impressed with Stan beforeWe brought him back againHe is an expert plumberEspecially with drains….. We love it Stan….. Little Elsie can splash around while we shower…. And make love darl….Splash splash Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart’ HSCC , Yes Cover
Established in 2017 by Constantine Delo and Darren Mullan, HSCC (Hindley Street Country Club) is a collection of South Australia’s finest musical and vocal talent who have been collaborating and producing quality interpretations of classic songs, performed and RECORDED LIVE. Lyrics below Move yourselfYou always live your lifeNever thinking of the futureProve yourselfYou are the move youContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart’ HSCC , Yes Cover”
Kevvy
True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Ann Landers
“Television has proved that peoplewill look at anything rather than at each other” Ann LandersUS Advice Columnist
We Are a Pair of Lesbians
We are a pair of lesbians(We both wear glasses too)I like red lipstick, partner noWe both sing ‘Love Me Do’….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ Dancers Jason Colacino and Katie Boyle
Jason Colacino and Katie Boyle were a popular West Coast Swing dance team before Colacino’s sudden passing due to pneumonia and an enlarged heart in 2009 at the age of 31. But videos of their performances still regularly make the rounds because of their unique talent. Yes, they were unique I don’t dance but I can appreciateContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ Dancers Jason Colacino and Katie Boyle”
Papers
Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off
I Am a Happy Shopping Trolley
I am a happy shopping trolleyDoing my own thingWonky wheeling having funRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Hey? why you putting a report sign on meMucking up all my fun….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla and the Finger
Just don’t give me the finger DonSay ‘up you’ Cilla catI will annihilate itAnd that my friend is that…. Jeez Priscilla….you’re just meant to play with it Don MatthewsMarch 2021