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Toilet Paper

I asked my toilet builderTo come up with a planTo have the toilet paperCloser to my hand…. This is not Stan’s work. He is not that clever….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Installs the Fridge

We bought a new fridgeAsked Stan to installNo problem, can doJust up against wall?…. Yes please Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2021

The WP Board of Poetry Won’t Leave Me Alone. Buggers

The WordPress Board of Poetry sayI cannot say stiff shitIt lowers tone of WordPressLowers tone of it Stiff shit….. My drinking buddy Skip. For those who haven’t yet met Skip Don MatthewsMay 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If we are what we eat,I’m fast, cheap, and easy

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Automatica’ Nigel Stanford

Of all living musicians, perhaps none is better known for the exploration of the intersection between music and technology than Nigel Stanford “For me this was a labor of love, exploring how technology is changing everything in our lives, affecting how humans interact with each other and what creativity means as more and more processes becomeContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Automatica’ Nigel Stanford”

Hello? What a Good Idea

Don’t want to be infectedTouching buttons, liftNeed to go to second floor(I’m told this lift is swift….) Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Does a Playground Build

I built this fun inflatedPlayground ride for kidsDesigned from mother natureDesigned it, yes, I did…. Parent complaints boss?…. Why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

They Impounded My Porsche. What?….

Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Everybody’s Talkin’ ‘Bout Me’ Harry Nilsson (1968)

Harry Edward Nilsson III (June 15, 1941 – January 15, 1994), known professionally as Nilsson, was an American singer-songwriter who achieved the peak of his commercial success in the early 1970s. His work is characterized by pioneering vocal overdub experiments, returns to the Great American Songbook, and fusions of Caribbean sounds. A tenor with aContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Everybody’s Talkin’ ‘Bout Me’ Harry Nilsson (1968)”