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Tender Called For Major Hospital Build in Adelaide
They’re wanting to build here a hospitalMust have built one somewhere beforeMust also have office in AdelaideMust have been 5 million, or more Don MatthewsAugust 2021
The Wall
Scenario is West BerlinChildren on the wallGrandparents on the other sideSadly says it all…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
A Pub in Japan Has These Toilets
A pub in Japan has these toiletsWith dolls which wake up when you sitThen start singing happy Jap melodiesWhich to many would frighten the shit…. And then move slowly towards you and kiss your knees…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021 I think they could have chosen a better song……..
Stan Wires Up an Elevator
In trade school I learnt how to wire upElevators (got me Pass A)Scroll down for the first lift I wired upMy very first lift on display…. I also wire up lights…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Nutbush City Limits’ Beth Hart and Joe Bonamassa
She is an edgy, no-holds-barred soul singer from Los Angeles California, and he is a top-notch shredding blues guitarist from Upstate New York. Together, Beth Hart and Joe Bonamassa are a powerful duo and one of the best in blues-rock music. Lyrics below I drive home straight nowA school outside houseOn highway number 19The peopleContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Nutbush City Limits’ Beth Hart and Joe Bonamassa”
Keep Your Eyes on the Road
We manufacture safety aidsFor using in the carMuch research we do on thisMuch research by far…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Teddy Bears For Your Kiddies Bedroom
Kiddies all love teddy bearsWe sell two lovely onesTo hang down from their bedroom ceilAnd give them lots of fun…. They’re cuddling mummy…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Priscilla Turns Two
Priscilla is FCS’s resident cat Today is so specialI have turned twoThey baked me a cakeHow about that?…. Aren’t they nice…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Tows a Car out of Trouble
I am a tow truck driverBeen driving trucks for yearsCan do this one with eyes closed (Have checked, the car’s in gear)…. I’m sure the car was in gear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 