I used to be aliveWith children from the townSuddenly things changed whenChernobyl shut me down…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stick Deodorant
I bought a stick deodorant(Was starting to get smelly)Directions I did read themThen things went belly-nelly…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Walk This Way’ (Aerosmith) Scary Pockets Funk Band ft. Judith Hill
Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Grandmother Granddaughter
Grandmother and granddaughterCompared here side by sideStunning similaritiesStunning, side by side…. Grandmother left 62, granddaughter right 12 It’s all in the genes Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Tommy Jones Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Young Tommy did wannaLook cool and look tannedAs if he’d just comeFrom surf, sun and sand Can do Tommy…. Production Notes Perc used ten bottles of tanning lotion Cross Studio wardrobe (he wanted to look a bit religious) Post Production Notes Studio shower ran redContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Tommy Jones Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Pooh Man Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Pooh Man model broughtPut her where we thoughtLegs spread Perc suggestedBetween legs we he rested Production Notes Perc thought it a bit risque but Pooh-Man liked it Post Production Notes We didn’t ask what he was doing between the legs. We just did the coverContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Pooh Man Job”
School of Silly – Where I Learnt My Skills
I graduated from the SchoolFrom the School of SillyThis is where I learned to rhymeHone my Jack and Jilly Spike duxed the School…… I got Pass Grade 3. Too busy clubbing…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart’ (Yes) Band Geeks
Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Rules by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa (True story – I was a university student. My father a preacher.) I went to university Questioned all the rules Wondered why some followed them Looking like such fools Follow rules by all means Those which do make sense Don’t follow blindly all the sheep Cos…
The WordPress Board of Poetry Have Got Their Knickers in a Knot. Again
The WordPress Board of Poetry haveTheir knickers in a knotThey say I’m lowering standards setBy Shakespeare and his lot Tuff…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021