Kim on carpet(Cherry red)Wears an outfitBlack-like, dead If said carpetWas ink-blackKim would wearBlood-red sack Kim has momentarily stepped off the carpet for a photoshoot……. We hope she can see her way back……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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The Umbly Jumbly Ball
I am an umbly jumbly ballThrough myself I turnRed and blue and yellow yepPurple’s what I yearn…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gardens for Dentist Curtis
Curtis asked me could IPlan the shruberyResult he’s very pleased withScroll down, my work to see…. They employ Stan. As yet he hasn’t needed to do an extracton…… He says clients are flocking to see his molars and be comfort dental’d……. We wish him well…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Single Bed’ Fox (TOTP 1976)
Fox were a British-based pop band popular in the mid-1970s. Led by American songwriter and record producer Kenny Young, the band was perhaps best known for its charismatic Australian lead singer Noosha Fox Don MatthewsDecember 2021
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts
26 Nov 1988 Mrs. Rita Lockett of Torquay, Devon, spent £10,000 to repeat her daughter’s wedding two months after the event, because she did not like the video. The couple went through the reception with all 200 wedding guests wearing the same outfits and having to listen to the same speeches, this time with aContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts”
Megan Fox on the Red Carpet
Megan FoxWhat you wear?Slutty lookSlinky hair…. Why you botherThat down there? Rules of entry she says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Memento
Write something incorporating the word ‘memento’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MEMENTO My love she has goneTo heaven they saidMemento I keptHer sheet on the bed Unwashed……. She’s smiling down at me Fan…… DM
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Sorts a Problem
I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021