Drunk Fairy Grounded

This chap he took a Ryanair Flight to Krakow, Poland There would’ve been no problem Except he’s on a roll, and… Fired up on the good stuff Fired up rather well He caused disturbance and surprise When dressed as Tinkerbell The police arrived to escort Green-dress-and-fairy-wings Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly) Hey ring-a-ding-a-dingContinue reading “Drunk Fairy Grounded”

The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist

I’ve just gradyooated from The Yooniversity Proudly hold degree in hand Nanotecknology They tort me nano this and that And finger-count to three I’m now a round, well-educated Educated mee 1260 + 2740 = ? Dunno? Not nuff fingas….. Don MatthewsJune 2020 We seem to be missing out on teaching university students how to spellContinue reading “The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist”

Don’t Tell Us How to Run a Democracy

Your system elects a foolish person as President A response to covid amongst the worst in the world You support the gun lobbydespite massacres, saying sorry, and praying for the victims and families You police are brutal Appalling race relations quickly escalating from nationwide protests to rioting then looting When are we going to stopContinue reading “Don’t Tell Us How to Run a Democracy”

Dose-Ups and Addiction

I’m trying to slow my mind down But it just laughs at me I’m taking mind-slow tablets We battle, mind and me The GP says lets up the dose To slow your neurons down Seems they’ve become acclimatised To pills, white, purple, brown While dose-ups they might fix some things The danger is addiction WhichContinue reading “Dose-Ups and Addiction”

We Have a Brain in our Bum

Scientists have recently discovered A second brain resides in our bum Published in Journal Neurosci This brain in our bum makes it hum The colon contains many neurons Millions of hard-working nerves Firing in synchronous behaviour Pushing contents down colon’s curve Why do they call it a second brain? Because it can act all aloneContinue reading “We Have a Brain in our Bum”