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Monthly Archives: March 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Stuck In The Middle With You’ (Stealers Wheel) ft. Reina and Toni
Cover band featuring Feat Reina and Toni Lyrics below Well, I don’t know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain’t rightI’m so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck inContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Stuck In The Middle With You’ (Stealers Wheel) ft. Reina and Toni”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
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Missing Persons
Details of missing personsAre printed on the boxUsed to deliver e-commerceIn China….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Kitchen Cum Sofa Maker
Now Stan’s an expert kitchenMaker, sofas tooWe asked for something differentAnd this is what he do….. We love it Stan….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand
Life’s getting way far too complicatedLife’s getting way out of handI just want things back plain and simpleLife’s getting way out of hand Take shopping at the local supermarketChoice between zillions of brandsAll I want’s one brand of coffeeLife’s getting way out of hand I’m told I keep needing to upgradeUpgrade and keep up withContinue reading “Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand”
From the FCS Vault of Silly Songs – ‘ Da Vorne Steht Ne Ampel’ Der Plan
Skip thought you’d like this one. It’s about traffic lights Is that you Ingrid?…. Is that Slovenian they’re singing? English lyrics below There is a traffic light up ahead,come quickly, it lights up redAll people are waiting, but we, but we, but weBut we have long since left There is a traffic light up front,stop,Continue reading “From the FCS Vault of Silly Songs – ‘ Da Vorne Steht Ne Ampel’ Der Plan”
Priscilla Pops In For Coffee
I’ve just popped in for coffeeTo caff where Don drops inEscape from busy trafficEscape from all the din….. She’s guarding my coffee while I’m in the loo…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Rubbish
I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipI’ll do my hammer-throw throwLaunch it from my hip…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
More About Me
I am a happy rhymerWork in silly genreI have a lotta followersWho say go Don good onya I am a rhymer, happyWork in genre sillyFollow me a lotta doWilly nilly Billy Your name’s Donny…. Issit?…. Don MatthewsMarch 21021