I’m gonna try a piss loopDespite the sign on wallOut and up and overI’m gonna have a ball Yep
Tag Archives: urinal
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (urinal)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Johnny
I wanna pee in froggieCan I mummy? Please?I wanna pee in green oneCan I mummy? Please? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (French travel urinal)
18C lover’s eye travel urinal. ‘Ha je te vois tetit coquin’ translated ‘”Ha” I see you little rascal’ There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Fishnet Dicking Screen
I got a clever dick I haveWatch me through the screen(Giving it a fishnet look)Fishnet dicking screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Won’t Be Very Long Dear
I won’t be very long dearJust popping to the looJust be there for required timeTo do what need to do Don’t be long dear…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan Solves a Tap Problem
Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
What the Heck Is This?
Some would say gosh what the heckWhat the heck is this?Tap and basin and urinalWaiting for a piss?…. I think the idea makes senseHave a piss, wash your handsWater flushes urinal Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
You Done Out There Yet Perc?
Hey Perc, you finished, done out there?I’m waiting to come outAlmost Stan, just quick-lick shakeShake to dry me spout….. Gimme a break. I gotta make it rhyme somehow….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Happy Little Urinals
We’re happy little urinalsStanding in a rowAccommodating eight at timeAll sing doh si doh Best I could do…..sorry Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 