Toilet Stan’s an expertIt’s why this man we rangDesign for us a holder StanTo toilet paper hang…. We love it Stan. Does he bite?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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Stan Installs Another Toilet
We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Wooden Wall
This hotel loo I went toHad a wall of woodStrange I thought? smelt rosy?Then I understood…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tesco Flushable Toilet Wipes
Tesco flushable toilet wipesSparkles up your looSafe for our environmentFish and kiddies too…. Well done Tesco…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Designs a Lecture Room
They asked me to designA lecture room to teachA subject which was new to themAnd bit beyond their reach I did it…. And the subject was…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Finds Space for the Toilet
We were bit squashed for spaceSo had to put it thereThe Board of Health OK’d itDon’t think they really care…. We like it Stan. Quick pop-up in-between cooking the peas…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Ethel You Around?
Shit it’s done a rolloutEthel you around?I’m stuck in here, can’t do itIt’s rolled out , got unwound…. You got a problem dear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Spanky
Spanky was the runner-upIn 1957Most disgusting in literature(The woman’s name was Helen)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Hey Ethel Come Help Me
Hey Ethel come help me I’ve finishedJust three sheets should do me OKWe should call the builder to fix itHow come it was done first this way?…. We were recommended him by our neighbours. Dan (or someone) can be relied on they said……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
All Clear?
I am in desperate need of goingAre you in there dear?No reply (all quiet)Yep, it looks all clear…. Don MatthewsJuly 2101
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