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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Recycled Bank Vault

New use for failed bank. Enter thy new supermarket madam…..

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:bank vault, failed bank, supermarket4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Recycled Bank Vault

Door

A door I need to openFor a jug of milkAny one will do…. What?….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 17, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:door handle, humour, milk, poetry, supermarket2 Comments on Door

Wedding Day

We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, poetry, supermarket, wedding9 Comments on Wedding Day

Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job

I now have an important jobWith giant market chainChose the bestest sticker whichWon’t come off again…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 20, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:frypan, humour, label, poetry, supermarket7 Comments on Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job

Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker

I check the shelves are stableBy giving them a kickThis one wasn’t stableThe boss thinks I’m bit thick…. Perc grab the mop…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 6, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, oil spill, poetry, stan and perc, supermarket6 Comments on Stan the Supermarket Shelf Kicker

No Steps, Oh Well

Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 19, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety fail, steps, supermarket7 Comments on No Steps, Oh Well

Miniscule

The writing on these boxes isSo tiny as a ruleThe shop provides this nice deviceTo read the miniscule…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 6, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:magnifier, printing, supermarket5 Comments on Miniscule

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