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Stan. Fan/Light Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I specialize in wiringWiring lights and fansI am an expert doing thisI am an expert am Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 5, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:fans, humour, lights, poetry, rhyme, stan1 Comment on Stan. Fan/Light Installer

Stan Masters the Forklift

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am an expert driverForklift driver meDemonstrating expertiseScroll down and have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 3, 2023October 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:forklift, humour, poetry, rhyme, stanLeave a comment on Stan Masters the Forklift

Stan. Wrecking Ball Contractor

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I specialize in art ofArt of wrecking ball What to hit what not to hitHow to hit at all DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, wrecking ball2 Comments on Stan. Wrecking Ball Contractor

Stan Experiments with New-Type Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him A toilet (new) was shown me(Cos specialist I be)My client said yep go for itScroll down result to see Yet untested -use with caution I told client…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Experiments with New-Type Toilet

Stan Installs Foreign Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients being ChineseWanted Chinese looShopped at Sim Choon Chinese StoreFound what I wanted to We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chinese, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Installs Foreign Toilet

Stan. TV Linesman

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said their TV’s gone all blankWire has come adriftI said no problem I can fixThen up the pole did lift It’s the black one Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, repairman, rhyme, stan, TV1 Comment on Stan. TV Linesman

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him You have a tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inJust the spot can see DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bathroom, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet1 Comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan. Fountain Expert

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan3 Comments on Stan. Fountain Expert

Stan Installs a Different Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They were a close-knit coupleHand-holding all the timeInstalled a toilet just for themTo hold hands all the time DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hands, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet3 Comments on Stan Installs a Different Toilet

Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said they couldn’t afford oneA toilet from the storeSo did a cheap and comfy oneA toilet for the poor Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Installs a Comfy Toilet

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