Scientists have discoveredFemale snakes have oneTiny small clitoris with whichShe can have some fun The male has been much researchedBut scientists have bemoanedNeglection of this femaleFemale sexual dome Previously the scientists thoughtScent gland attracted maleAnd not a little pleasure domeOf which they could avail There ya go French scientists have just discoveredthis little pleasure domeContinue reading “Female Snakes Have a Clitoris”
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Just Because I Like It
Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms
Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”
Have Plenty Will Trade
Yes I have got plentyGrowing on my treeGladly will I trade them forWhat you offer me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022 A wanna find out too……
Fran Lebowitz
“Don’t bother discussing sex with small children,they rarely have anything to add” Fran LebowitzUS author
Bridge and Wild Sex
Was going to my girlfriendThinking of wild sexGPS said turn leftTurn left at exit next…. Shit, they told me this bridge was ready to go……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Quick While I’m Hot Darling
We’re room three-fifty darlingQuick, while I’m still hotBeen all around the bloody floorHalf hour, still found it not Only luke-warm now darling….sorry Shit…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)