sex – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Thankyou NHS

After hip replacementNHS have guideFor your sexual pleasureThankyou NHS DM

Parry and Thrust

I go to the gymTo practice my moveParry and thrustIn bed to improve DM

Ciara

Ciara in a “coverall”Baring all her bodBod with sheer black netting (yep)Sheer black netting shod DM

Rex

It was a really hot timeGot carried ‘way with sexResult of which you see belowAnd (yep) my name is Rex Rexina…… DM

New Attraction

We have a new attractionAdded to the showTourists all are welcome butThe act might be bit slow Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Cyril and Cecily

Can you hear me CyrilCyril I’m on heatCome and take me now dearCyril I’m on heat Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Yield

Write something incorporating the word ‘yield’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO YIELD By body aches to give himMy body (yield my tits)It gives me tingle tingleTingle all to bits Tingle tingle Fan…… DM

Rodger Dangerfield

“I am at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put overmy kitchen table” Rodger DangerfieldUS actor, comedian

69

We regularly practice69, morn and nightKeeps us fit, regularKeeps bodies right Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Unholy Trinity Sex Claim

Arranged he wanted a menage a trois(Like three little peas in a pod)To replicate the relationshipHoly Spirit and Jesus and God It is alleged that Vatican priest Marko Rupnik, 68, groomed an unnamed nun, took her virginity and bullied her into silence in Slovenia in the 1980’s and 90’s. He also tried to arrange menageContinue reading “Unholy Trinity Sex Claim”