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Branch

I know just how to do thisI’ve practised in my headA simple operationOf which I’ve also read…. Wasn’t quite meant to go like that…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety, tree, tree felling8 Comments on Branch

I’ve Had a Shitty Day

I’ve had a shit of a day. Yep. Reckon it’s because the clocks went back. Sent my body in a tizz. Does this happen to you? I did remember to adjust the clock before going to bed though. I woke up wide awake at 3am. Why? I need to be asleep at this time. I’mContinue reading “I’ve Had a Shitty Day”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, safety20 Comments on I’ve Had a Shitty Day

Happy Little Driller

I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done it once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill some more….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 23, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:drilling, poetry, safety21 Comments on Happy Little Driller

Stan and Perc at Lunchbreak

Lunchbreak Perc, time on our handsLet’s go see what we can findThe backhoe’s sitting doing nothing, just idleI’m quite sure the boss won’t mind….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 11, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:construction, poetry, safety6 Comments on Stan and Perc at Lunchbreak

Stan Has an A-Class Truck Licence

We had a bit of problemSome trucks could not get throughFound a good solutionHung it in full view….. Heard a bang boss. Thought it was a bird?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:humour, poetry music, safety, truck2 Comments on Stan Has an A-Class Truck Licence

Stan and Perc Working Together

Bend down, I need a table PercTo cut this for a doorDon’t worry mate I’ve done thisMany times before…….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 1, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:safety, Tradesmen8 Comments on Stan and Perc Working Together

I Know You Love Me Priscilla, But….

I know you love me CillaBut this is bit too muchSafety is at stake hereNot good idea your clutch Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 18, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, ladder, safety8 Comments on I Know You Love Me Priscilla, But….

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