I’m having lots of trouble Your English, can’t work out A painting tears and your shed tears What are you on about? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
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Poet Don on the Like-Minders Society
This group of minds , this LMS Their down the rabbit-hole stuff We’re all too staid and serious Down-hole there’s not enough I notice Little Wanda’s Come back to say hello We met her down the rabbit hole Back down the hole we go Lewis Carroll also fell Down a rabbit hole Discovered Alice, HatterContinue reading “Poet Don on the Like-Minders Society”
Poet Don Reporting Breaking News
I had some breaking news for you But dropped it on the floor It broke in many pieces Now no news anymore Sorry…. Happens to the best of us…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Lotsa Little Poems (thoughts of donny matthews)
Lotsa little poems Easy, quick to read Thoughts of donny matthews Simple/complex breed Lotsa little poems Posted up on site Thoughts of donny matthews Be they wrong or right Lotsa little poems Screened in black on white Thoughts of donny matthews Little thought-like bytes They’re grey on white…. What?…. Poems, little, lotsa Short, he don’tContinue reading “Lotsa Little Poems (thoughts of donny matthews)”
Whacky. Never Pissed
My writes are often whacky Their meanings have a twist You may think I’ve been drinking That maybe I am pissed So why go write a poem Don ‘Bout whacky never pissed? I just like playing round with words Not drunk. And never pissed Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Kayne for President Yay!
Kayne West is running for President Hey yippee hey yippee yay He’s now switched allegiance from Donald To stand on his own, yippee aye The billionaire rapper sneaker mogul Has help with his top-spotted race From curvaceous wife Kim Kardashian And Elon Musk (party head of space) His party he’s called ‘Birthday Party’ Sing heyContinue reading “Kayne for President Yay!”
Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers
Here is a fact (may surprise you) The feathers of a pigeon weigh more Than bones which do make up said pigeon Of which, my flock, there’s more than four You’re right Poet DonI counted five in my dissection class…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets Society (and an expert in pigeon trivia).We areContinue reading “Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers”
From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge
From Ireland to me came this challenge Said write me a poem from scratch Start with first line and then see what comes next Not easy, but will see what can hatch (Thinks…) I’m starting out first with my first line Which tells me it’s line number one Line two’s just been written so thisContinue reading “From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge”
Poet Don Addresses his Flock
Ah, my flock, my followers Keep on procreating I’ll save you from the big bad wolf (Your numbers help my ratings) Baa… Poet Don is experimenting with a new breeding technique to increase his flock. The theory is laughter helps them go out and do their thing and bring back more sheep. A novel approach.Continue reading “Poet Don Addresses his Flock”
I Love You Little Computer. But You’re Useless
I love you little ‘puter Your keyboard, mouse I play with But really you are useless Cos answers are all you give Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to Pablo Picasso