Scientists have discoveredFemale snakes have oneTiny small clitoris with whichShe can have some fun The male has been much researchedBut scientists have bemoanedNeglection of this femaleFemale sexual dome Previously the scientists thoughtScent gland attracted maleAnd not a little pleasure domeOf which they could avail There ya go French scientists have just discoveredthis little pleasure domeContinue reading “Female Snakes Have a Clitoris”
Tag Archives: rhyme
Batteries Not Included
Here’s a little toy for youPush my button (wiggle)Batteries not included (nup)Push my button (giggle) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Mermaid
Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beg
Write something incorporating the word ‘beg’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEG Fan I begA bigger wordLittle begIs quite absurd Really Fan……. DM
Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia
I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”
XYZ
This dance is called the CalculusSquare root XYZWe know the moves (add 1, 2, 3)She’s right all done all said Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Gerry
Sweetest babyGoo goo gaSleeping softlyHa ha ha Hi I’m GerryHa ha haWatching babyGa goo ga Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tattoo
Got myself a tattooConcern I had for itMake sure that it was comfortableComfy where it sit Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hop Hop
New gameWe foundI go Round round You go Hop hop Yep Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Do you know Jesus?Randy did askAs all in RaptureIn Rapture did bask Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe. We chose dull blue for Nancy and Les Randy needed to stand out (for Jesus) Photographer Perc was able to get nice smilesWell done PercContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 