rhyme – Page 157 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Baptism

Into the holy watersBaptise I you my friendYour sins are all forgivenTo heaven now ascend DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tepid

Write something incorporating the word ‘tepid’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TEPID Water tepid waterI have a lovely daughterToday my ode is shorter DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Prominent

Write something incorporating the word ‘prominent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROMINENT I’m first in line today. Wow…… My odes are very prominentOften first in lineCos you people wake up lateHere endeth my rhyme DM

We Want to Show You

Both of us been practicingTo show this move to youTakes a lot of effortCo-ordination too DM

Useful

I feel a nice sensationWhen owners do use mePleased to know I’m usefulJust scroll down have looksee DM

Teeth

I love my teethMy teeth love meTogether weWill always be DM

Birthday

Today it is my birthdayChef did kindly makeJust for me to celebrateWhat a lovely cake DM

The Monster of Loch Ness

Just risen from my slumberSlumber, now awakeDoing morning exerciseExercise in lake DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Police

Write something incorporating the word ‘police’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO POLICE Police in Czech’slovakianIs policie (ie) in CzechMy mind is still el blankoCan only think of grecque An ornament supposed to be of Greek origin,especially a fret or meander……. How’s about that Fan…… DM

Art Piece

I’m hoisting up my race carTo my penthouse suiteTo put it in the lounge roomUp from down the street Melbourne millionaire Adrian Portelli hoists his $3m McLaren supercar up to his $39m penthouse. He says he can’t register it in Australia so might as well have it in his lounge as an art piece. DM